How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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