I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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