saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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