thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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