what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
