Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We are two peas in an std pod
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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