Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
