I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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