Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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