I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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