It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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