Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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