Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
