Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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