My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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