Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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