I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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