therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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