Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
