Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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