I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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