guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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