I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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