So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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