Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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