I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
