Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
