i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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