uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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