We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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