I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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