I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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