I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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