mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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