My hand turned me down
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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