I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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