Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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