I puked a lego.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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