If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
how does that bad decision feel?
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