I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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