Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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