Moan for me like Helen Keller
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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