We're facebook friends in real life
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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