My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Houston, we have a squirter
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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