Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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