is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
