Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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