hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
