Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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