He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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